“Chyna’s not a girl, Chyna’s a bitch!” – Road Dogg

“How come I brought down one bag and you brought down three?” – Kevin Nash referring to Macho Man’s women

“That is the biggest man that has ever been on top of Patterson.” – Jim Ross talking about Pat Patterson being squashed by Viscera

“I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.” – Steve Austin to Vince’s Corporate Champ idea

Bobby: “She (Aysa) can beat you up you know it!”
Tony: “I’m sure she could.” – The sad, yet true fact about Tony Schiavonne and Asya

“You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!” – Val Venis’ theory on concrete

“This kid needs an ass wippin’!” – Jim Ross saying what he would do to Shane McMahon

“Union Of People You Oughta Respect! Wait a minute, we do stand for something – U.P. Y.O.U.R.S. Shane!” – Mankind saying what the teaming of him, Big Show, Test, and Ken Shamrock represent

Michael Cole: “I can’t even see the action, a big cowboy hat is in my way.”
Jim Ross: “There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you don’t shut up.”

“That’s 10 pounds of monkey crap in a 5 pound bag!” – The Rock’s thoughts on The Big Show

“Unfortunately, he has a disease called the lack of testicalitis!” – The Rock’s ideas on Big Show

“Don’t tell me what I’m saying! You want to ask me what I’m saying, I’ll tell you what I’m saying! Don’t tell me what I’m saying!” – Vince McMahon saying what he’s saying on Inside Edition

“DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!” – Scott Steiner being the class act he is at Superbrawl IX

Mankind: “Hi Debra, I’d got something for your breasts.”

Debra: “Is there something wrong with them?”
Mankind: “No. In fact, I get a tingly feeling whenever I look at them. But I’m afraid you might catch a chest cold, which in your case, might be fatal. Here’s a sweater.” – Foley’s smoothness shows through with Debra

“Next time say excuse me BITCH!” – The Big Boss Man has a certain way with Terri Runnels

“Lets all give a round of applause to The Rock because well – he has my belt. Hell, while we’re at it, lets all give me a hand cause – I got his money!” – Mankind talks on The Rock

“You know, this Purple and Red can lead us to bed.” – Mark Henry during his Poetic Pimp stage

“Oil of Olay!!” – Kevin Nash mocking Konnan

“I kicked Kane between the legs, and it felt like I was kicking a pillow!” – The Rock on Kane’s family jewels

“A monkey went into the ring, took a crap and out came Mankind!” – The Rock has some unkind words for Mankind

“DDP, when I look at you, I see white trash! When I look at the people in the crowd, I see white trash. So maybe you are the people’s champion!” – Scott Steiner on the original People’s Champion, DDP

“If you smellllllalalalala what the sock, is cookin!”! – Mankind stealing The Rock’s catch phrase

“Your Dad was on the road night after night and your Mom was all alone. And you wonder why you and your brother look nothing alike?!” – Chris Jericho on Dean Malenko’s family

“The outcome is always the same, us on top, them on bottom. And no, that’s not my sexual preference.” – Road Dogg on his competitors

“If I wanted any crap out of you, I would have picked it out of your teeth” – Shawn Michaels to X-Pac

“Steve Young will play a major role in the Superbowl this year. He’ll be the one telling his fat wife to fetch him another brewsky.” – Road Dogg on Steve Young’s postseason

“Shut your mouth, or I will slap the taste out of it for you.” – The Rock to Michael Cole

“This leg represents Christmas, this leg represents New Year’s. So ladies why don’t you come visit me in between the holidays.” – Happy Holidays from Val Venis!

“Looks like Mankind just checked into the Smack Down Hotel on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.” – The Rock on Mankind

“Make sure you go get those TV guides with Undertaker or Austin on the cover, well of course, those ones may be sold out. Then you may have to settle for the now retired Hulk Hogan, or the Stone Cold wannabe, Goldberg!” – Jim Ross does his job

“Pimps up! Hoes down! WEST SSSSSIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEEE!” – Bad Ass as The Gunnfather

Mark Henry: “WAITRESS!”
Waitress: “Yes?”
Mark Henry: “Can we have some water? Not some of that tap water but that really good stuff. ParriAir!”
Chyna: “Mark, it’s Perrier”
Mark Henry: “Oh, and some of that, too.” – Mark Henry’s date with Chyna

People: “ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!”
Vince: “Austin you are finished!”
People: “ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!”
Austin: “Oh, I can’t hear ya Vince gotta speak a little louder.”
People: “ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!”
Vince: “YOUR ASS IS FIRED!”
Austin: “Awww…Vince ya must feel like a real wimp, cause there is about 18,000 people callin you an asshole!” – And the people speak on Mr. McMahon

Nash: “Where is that damn Scott Hall? We checked all the bars!”
Konnan: “Maybe he is at the strip club.”
Nash: “Konnan, my friend, he has been kicked out of every strip club in the country.” – Nash and Konnan looking for Scott Hall

“You beat nothing, on Saturday…til you went back to your hotel room that night pal.” – Syxx setting the record straight

“If you are dumb enough to set your ass on fire, you can bet your bottom dollar that Stone Cold is gonna bring all the marshmallows, the hotdogs, and all the beer.” – Stone Cold likes BBQs

“Samoan Savage is so ugly he has to get up early in the morning & ambush breakfast.” – Jim Cornette

“Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.” – Jim Cornette

“Norman is so stupid, mind readers charge him half price.” – Jim Cornette

“Norman is so fat, he has furniture disease – his chest is in his drawers.” – Jim Cornette

“Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.” – Jim Cornette

“(Rick) Steiner’s eyes are glazed, even more than normal!” – Jim Ross

“Rock, that taste in your mouth is these nuts.” – HHH says something funny

“The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!” – Val Venis

“The Big Valbowski is kinda like a Cuban cigar – the more you suck it, the more you choke!” – Val Venis

“If you can’t beat it, SUCK IT!!!” – DeGeneration X

“If I win little Miss Debbie has to show off her tasty cakes.” – Goldust talking about Debra’s puppies

“Wait, wait, wait! The Rock’s got four donuts for you Jabroni’s!” – The Rock when he got arrested on RAW

Bischoff: “Oh, tell that ugly one right there!”
Hogan: “Well you know that ugly one right there! Do us all a favor! Leave that Sting mask on brother!” – Hollywood and Bischoff have some fun at a fan’s expense

“I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family.” – Val Venis

“The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan. Either he’s taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!” – Val Venis

“I don’t know what your cookin’, smells like shit, but I think I’ll eat some anyway. HEHEHE!” – X-Pac to The Rock

“I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning!” – Sgt. Slaughter after he burnt Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VII

“McMahon 3:16 says I just pissed my pants!” – Steve Austin

“I am not a nugget! I’m a blackheart damn it, a winner, a sole survivor, WOOOO!” – Jason Sensation portraying Owen Hart

“Sugar coated testies. Is that a new breakfast cereal?” – An honest question from Mankind

“The Crock just went to the bathroom you should of smelt what the Rock was cooking. I ain’t faking you should of smelt what the Rock was baking!” – HHH during DX’s parody of the Corporation

“You know, the Big Valbowski is kind of like a rubix cube, the more that you play with it the harder it gets.” – Val Venis

“I got balls the size of grapefruits!” – Vince McMahon on his testicular fortitude

“I’ve got the brass, to fire your ass!” – Vince McMahon on his job specs