These are some actual signs that were seen in the various audiences of wrestling events!

I lend Davari my rug!

JBL: Just Big Loser

Yea Man

WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering

WCW = We Can’t Wrestle

Sable has just won a FREE tongue bath!

Hey DDP! Kimberly just banged me!

Chyna has a nice butt– for a guy!

Chyna is my long lost brother!

Vince sucks goats balls!

WWF = We Want Fans

Sign.

Pointless sign.

The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing

How did we get in here?

We’ll trade our free tickets for some KFC! – Seen @ Nitro

Who farted?

This guy smells funny! – With arrow pointing to guy

We’re on Raw and you’re not!

I’m on TV!

Breast

Drunk 24/7

WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling

Chyna is my dad!

I slept with Sable!

These seats suck!

It’s 9:00! Turn on Raw! – Seen on NITRO at 9PM behind the announcing booth

WCW = We Copy WWF

Condoms prevent Guerreros

Scott Hall drank my beer!

Boobs = Ratings

Sting is an evil mime

Scott Hall cracks me up!

Hunter Humps Hippos

Big Poppa Pumps Steriods

DX can suck these!

Double J is an A double S

Nation of Masturbation

Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling!

YOUR AD HERE!

The LWO stole my wallet!

My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather

My finishing move is firing your @$$!

I have the Rock’s cookbook!

The Rock’s cooking stinks!