Thursday, December 18
ODB: “Actually speaking of Hugh, he’s…he’s old. Did you see his old balls?” – ODB asking Christy Hemme about her, uhhh, experience posing for Playboy

Thursday, December 11
Chris Sabin: “Mick Foley! You know what, Foley? We’re going to actually give you some props. Because this past Sunday at Final Resolution you managed to do something that the TNA Knockouts have been trying to accomplish for months. You screwed the Motor City Machine Guns!” – Chris Sabin commenting on what the TNA Knockouts want from the Machine Guns

Thursday, December 4
Brother Ray: “How many times has Ric Flair been world champion? How many? We all know the answer, Joe, come on – how many?”

Samoa Joe: “Sixteen.”

Brother Ray: “You know what that means? He lost it fifteen times. Watch this – how many times have we been world tag team champions? I said it enough over the past three years – how many times?!”

Samoa Joe: “Twenty times.”

Brother Ray: “Twenty times – that means we lost it nineteen. The difference is we come back swinging, we come back hungrier.” – Brother Ray trying to explain some tricky math to Samoa Joe. Seriously, go back and check that math – something seems to be awry in Dixie…

Thursday, October 30
“As TNA grows, so does the talent. So that means Sting, Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, and Booker T. Maybe some people have forgotten, but I haven’t! Three of the guys that I named were probably responsible for one wrestling company going out of business!” – AJ Styles ripping into the TNA Roster

Thursday, September 11
“There once was a girl named Taylor, who went to a school called Baylor; She scored first rank in the class of skank ’cause the whole football team nailed her!” – Angelina Love during the “Talent Competition” on TNA Impact

Friday, June 6
Mick Foley: “Cole, you mean over a million people have signed up to win McMahon’s million dollar giveaway?”

Michael Cole: “Yeah, that’s right.”

Mick Foley: “Wow, Mr. McMahon hasn’t thrown away that much money since he signed Goldberg!” – Mick Foley getting a dig in at Bill Goldberg

Friday, May 9

“That man MVP is now about as bitter as a Pennsylvania primary voter except instead of clinging to guns and religion, he clings to the chance of earning World Heavyweight Championship gold.” – Announcer Mick Foley inserts some political commentary into WWE Smackdown!

Tuesday, May 6

“Have mercy!” – Mike Adamle with his poor attempt at a catchphrase

“Did you just say ‘Have mercy?’” – John Morrison ripping apart Adamle’s pathetic attempt to create a catchphrase

Thursday, April 17

“Every single one of you – you’re spoiled! Back in my day we used to have to drive to the matches – 500 miles each way, 6 to a car, and in the winter time, the heater didn’t work!” – Jim Cornette yelling at the TNA Knockouts

Thursday, April 10

“I’m sorry I got that wrong – Hillary Clinton has bigger balls that you do!” – Christian Cage comparing Brother Ray to Senator Hillary Clinton

“AJ mangles the English language worse than President Bush!” – Mike Tenay taking a shot at our Commander-in-Chief

Monday, March 31

“If there is a way you could love another man and keep your dignity, that is how I would feel about Ric Flair. I respect him that much.” – Harley Race in an interview on WWE.com giving the ultimate “old school” comment (which also happens to be hilarious)