We’re back after the Against All Odds pay-per-view! The LAX defeated Team 3D, Christian Cage retained his belt, Sabin beat up on Jerry Lynn, and Kip James ripped off Christy Hemme’s clothes! Among other things…

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Segment One:
• I didn’t watch the PPV, but the opening of the show tells me that Christian Cage retained his belt
• And here comes the Big Bad Booty Daddy, Scott Steiner to open up the show!
• Steiner runs down a long list of WWE wrestlers that he beat while managing to get Kurt Angle to the ring
• Did Steiner just call Kurt Angle’s wife a bitch?
• Oh man, someone tell Angle to shut up about going head-to-head with his former employer…
• How great is Scott Steiner with the “Screw you, screw the company” line?
• Good Grief! Kurt Angle just put Steiner, Christian, and Tomko in the Ankle Lock!
• Ah, but the entire lockerroom clears out to run Scott Steiner and the gang out of the ring
• And NOW we get the official opening the show!
• Did Konnan just call Team 3D some hoes? How stupid…
• Hey look, Konnan is a pissed off Latino… Ooooo, how original…
• Come on already – just let these guys wrestle as the ridiculously good wrestlers they are
• Mercifully, we cut to commercial

Segment Two:
• Can someone fix the audio on this show? Sometimes Christian is talking and you can’t hear a damn thing he says!
• But I can tell that Christian is yapping in the lockerroom area about this #1 Contender’s Match for tonight
• Here come the pissed off Latinos to completely destroy Shark Boy and Norman Smiley
• Wow! What a squash match – but hey, nice to see Smiley
• Team 3D pops up on the screen and hey, they’ve got a friend…
• It’s Steve Schirripa from the Sopranos!
• I think we’re supposed to call him, “Cousin Steve”
• LOL! Schirripa is absolutely hilarious on the mic!
• Ooooo, a “Belting Pot Match” – it’s a Lumberjack Match with belts
• Wow. Does TNA know how to ruin a great promo or what?
• Was there a need for that stupid “Oh my Brotha, testify!” from Devon?
• Did Konnan really have to continue to put LAX over even after that great promo from Schirripa?
• What a disaster the end of that was…
• Awww, Eric Young got played by Ms. Brooks and Roode
• This looks like it has bad angle written all over it…
• So I guess that Eric Young is Robert Roode’s bitch or something
• Is Robert Roode supposed to be like a business man or something?
• What the hell is Bob Backlund doing just walking around backstage?!? Ha ha ha!

Segment Three:
• We get a recap of James Storm and Jacquelyn Moore’s history against Petey Williams and Gail Kim
• Gail Kim and Jackie come out for an arm wrestling match
• Is there anyway that this can end without a catfight?
• Why is Storm out with Jackie, but Williams isn’t out with Kim?
• And Gail Kim wins the arm wrestling match!
• Oh hey, look – cat fight!
• Who would have thunk it?
• And now Petey Williams comes out – a little bit late…
• Chris Harris hits the ring and James Storm runs for the hills
• Chris Sabin is in the back making fun of Jerry Lynn again
• And I think that Bob Backlund just told Sabin that he was going to get him or something – someone, fix the damn audio!!!
• So we cut to the Paparazzi thing and are they spoofing American Idol?
• Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Nash is playing Simon Cowell and some hottie is playing a drunken Paula Abdul! Hilarious
• Jay Lethal does a mean Macho Man impression
• It appears that the impression just won him a trip to potunka or something

Segment Four:
• Ugh, this Ron Killings in Hollywood stuff is just stupid. Someone please stop it.
• We’ve got another recap of the Sting vs. Abyss feud
• Does someone at TNA think that we don’t watch each week and thus they need to “catch us up” every Thursday?
• Sting comes to the ring to take on AJ Styles in the beginning of the Gauntlet Match for the #1 Contender’s spot
• Some pretty decent action until Rhino comes out and we have to cut to break
• By the way, it’s nice to have Cornette on commentary for this match

Segment Five:
• Oh boy. We’re back and we’ve got 6 guys in the ring and Abyss on his way. I think I see Kip James, Abyss, Sting, Rhino, Sabin, and Styles among others
• Wow – Abyss is just manhandling everyone. He just tossed Chris Sabin out
• And now Kurt Angle comes into the fray and puts a stomping on James Storm
• It’s sorta funny – Kip James is a stiff worker in TNA, too
• And Kurt Angle back body drops Storm out of the ring
• Tyson Tomko enters the ring and puts a beatdown on Kip James as Styles has Rhino tied up in some manuever as they both are eliminated
• Here comes Samoa Joe and I have to say that you’ve got a bunch of ex-WWE stars in the ring right now – looks weird
• And Joe tosses out Kip James before we go to commercial
• Can you believe how quick this hour of television is flying by?

Segment Six:
• Scott Steiner enters the ring as we return from the break
• Ha ha ha! Eric Young is holding onto the bottom rope!
• Steiner tosses BG James
• Good God! Samoa Joe hit Abyss with a standing inseguri (sp?) and then hit a drop kick on the big man to eliminate him! Awesome!
• Kurt Angle gets tossed and taunted by Scott Steiner
• Robert Roode just put a big-time clothesline on Sting in the middle of the ring
• Lots of action to follow here, folks
• Sting with a Stinger Splash on Robert Roode and then a clothesline to eliminate him
• But wait, Steiner tosses Sting in the process!
• The remaining participants are Tomko, Steiner, and Samoa Joe
• We get some nice double teaming on Samoa Joe until there is some dissension in the ranks and Samoa Joe tosses Steiner over the top
• Is there any question that Samoa Joe is going to win now?
• I’ll tell you what, Samoa Joe can move pretty good in that ring
• And Samoa Joe gets the victory with a pin in the middle of the ring
• Who does the ring music for TNA? Hearing Samoa Joe’s music after the match did absolutely nothing to pique the audience’s excitement
• Kurt Angle comes in to help Samoa Joe fight off Team Christian as we hit the Impact replay and end the show
• Not a bad effort tonight. Not bad at all

Quotes of the Night:
“And I don’t care how many times Triple H had to sleep with the boss’ daughter, I beat him!” – Scott Steiner saying how many of us feel about Triple H’s position in WWE

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