Thursday, July 20

“Shut the front door!” – Kevin Nash exclaiming what was a popular teenage catchphrase about a decade ago.

“We need you to behave yourself.” – Brother Ray to Spike Dudley in what can only be a reignition of this stupid inter-Dudley feud that didn’t work in ECW or WWE.

Thursday, July 27

“We’re crazy, we’re Latins, we’re proud, and we’re all over.” – Konnan doing the stereotypical pissed off Latino role…again…

“And if you’re not down with that, we’ve got three words for ya: Don’t Fire Eric!” – Kip James