8/11/03

Steve Austin: “You dumb, dumb, stupid son of a bitch.” – Stone Cold
before he tells Bischoff that he’s facing Kane.

Steve Austin: “What? You gonna suck my dick or what?” – Scott
Steiner yelling something a little TOO loud to Miss Jackie during
their mixed tag match…

6/16/03

Steve Austin: “Show me a facial expression!” – Stone Cold makes a
simple request from Lance Storm.

Steve Austin: “You know what, Lance? You’re better than a
sleeping pill, kid.” – Stone Cold continues to berate Lance Storm.

6/2/03

Shawn Michaels: “The difference between you and me is that I don’t
need to brag about women. I don’t need to brag about anything,
Ric…I want to make one thing clear, Ric. You didn’t pass the
torch to me, I took it from ya! When you realized you couldn’t
make it in this company and you ran down south, I showed every
person in that locker room and every person in the wrestling
business that Shawn Michaels is the new standard in the wrestling
business.” – The Heartbreak Kid tells The Nature Boy how it is, was,
and always will be in WWE-Land.

5/29/03

Mr. McMahon: “I’ll tell you what Zach. After this, you and Mr.
America are going to have one thing in common – neither one of you
will have a leg to stand on” – Mr. McMahon being the cruel son of
a bitch that makes him great!

5/5/03

Austin: “He’s hired!”
Bischoff: “He’s fired!”
Austin: “Hired!”
Bischoff: “Fired!”
Austin: “Hired!”
Bischoff: “Fired!”

Austin: “Hired!”
Bischoff: “Fired!”
Jerry Lawler: “My God, what a resumé J.R. is going to have!” – Steve
Austin brings Jim Ross back to RAW using his Co-General Manager
status.

1/14/03

“You see, there’s a very good reason why Steve Austin isn’t here
tonight. And that reason quite simply is…he wasn’t invited. And
that’s the bottom line ’cause Mr. McMahon said so!” – Mr.
McMahon giving a speech after accepting Steve Austin’s “Superstar of the
Decade” Award at RAW’s 10th Anniversary Special.

1/13/03

“And if you don’t turn RAW around in 30 days, Eric – me and you,
we’ll be standing in front of a live assembly, just like we are
here tonight…and you’re going to hear the following words –
YOU ARE FIRED!” – Mr. McMahon’s threat to Eric Bischoff on turning
RAW around.