4/01/02

The Undertaker: “I’ll tell you what, why don’t you say ‘What?’ if you like to sleep with your own sister?” – The Dead Man’s answer to the crowd’s chanting of “What?” during his tirade on Ric Flair.

Jim Ross: “What are you trying to say, you want a trip to the wood shed?”
Jerry Lawler: “Well, yes, well all I need is the shed, I’m already woody!”
Jim Ross: “Oh for God’s sakes…J.R. and Woody ‘The King’ Lawler here at ringside ladies and gentlemen.” – The comments of Jerry Lawler prior to the Terri and Trish Paddle on a Pole Bikini Match on the first ever 100% Ric Flair operated RAW.

Jerry Lawler: “I’ve wanted to squirt on Terri and Trish forever!” – The King and his ideas on the Wet T-shirt Contest between Trish and Terri.

Kurt Angle: “I tear my quadrecep all the time! Heck, I tore it this
morning, and I’m fine!” – Kurt Angle on HHH returning from his injury after eight months away.